Do as we please

"Why did I go back? Don't we live in a free country? Aren't we allowed to do as we please?"

(Pippi Longstocking)

The short answer: You can walk however you like, but it's not recommended. This is because some gaits are more favorable than others. If you have any questions, contact the gait counseling service at the Ministry of Social Behavior. For other questions, please contact the relevant department: Department of Greetings (DDS), Institute of Dress Code (IDA), Office of Good Manners (UDBM), Small Talk Infopoint (IPST), and Information on Behavior in Public Transport (ICTP).

We're happy to help!

Performers - Amelie Rüegsegger , Salom é Fischer, Simon Huggler

Music - Rule Maker Fanfare

Amelie Rüegsegger (Composition, Production) and Gerold Welch (Production)